Laughing to the Capital

With 10 percent of the precincts reporting it is still too close to call, but Al Franken has a four point lead. Their common sense has finally thawed out and the bigger counties are starting to go to the former Saturday Night Live writer and current talk show host. Who said radio is dead? 

Unfortunately, Stephen Colbert still has no votes in South Carolina where Sen. John McCain is projected to win. But we believe Doritos voter intimidation will work in the western part of the state. Colbert may still have a chance, but Obama's presence is no longer felt in the Palmetto State. 

Texas went to McCain, but Obama took Ohio by surprise becoming the lead Buckeye. Unlike Ohio, Florida, which still has not learned from its past mistakes, is still too close to call. Apparently, the polling places are in retirement homes and the Alzheimers patients forgot how to fill out the ballots. If we know anymore, we'll keep you updated. But for now we would like to urge Jeb Bush to get his s*** together.