Here for: dating, serious relationships, but mostly revenge

by Chris Schlichting
i see that my xgirlfriend (we'll call her "julie") recently just got married to a guy she met on myspace (we'll call him "mike brody"). i honestly thought i would be in the wedding given the fact that they literally met on my myspace page. it didnt take much for me to figure out something was going on. they would celebrate anniverseries by returing back to where they first met and flirt back and forth on my myspace wall.

all im saying is i should at the very least be a groomsmen, along with tom, a crapy band that will soon be performing in same zip code they live in, and maybe a few pedifilers. and she can have the girls in the match.com adds as bridesmaids.

as puinshment though for their myspace TOMfoolery, they will no longer be my top friends, i will not do any of their surveys anymore, and i will no longer read any of their bullentins or blogs even if they do have catching subject titles like "In your face Chris Schlichting!"
for the record, i am not jealous because i know what shes doing. this is just a rebound wedding.

i wish them love, and happiness, and good internet service.