Franken At-Large

Tim Bearden

Editor-in-Chief

As many of you know the magazine has been out of commission since July. To start we'd like to apologize for this, but since we fund it out of our pockets we lost the FTP server until recently. 

Here I am tonight, Election Night 2008, to announce the projected victories of each candidate. We have plenty of red states, plenty of blue states, a few purple and still an absence of rainbow, which I don't believe has been represented fairly in this election. 

If the magazine were in publication we would have endorsed Sen. Obama simply because of his ears. There's so many things graphically we can do with those. Seriously though, we do believe he is the candidate of change, only because he's a different color than most presidents. I think Teddy Roosevelt was red, but don't take my word for it. We also would have endorsed Al Franken in the Minnesota Senate race. We think his songs are funny. 

As of right now, the Minnesota Star Tribune doesn't have an update for the race, but we will keep you posted on the updates. Keep checking back and look for the triumphant return of the funniest magazine by accident.